I have 2 real friends in a terrible life crisis today.
I wanted to help them.
But since my way to help them was to introduce them to MARY … (The birthday mom today)…
I decided to record my “HELP” with my 2 kids! (I have more than that…).
So…. we made a new audio podcast episode in Spotify!
Here’s what to expect in this podcast:
An “accidental” episode that’s too hilariously real to miss! What started as a chaotic, microphone-hugging warm-up became the actual podcast after host Jomar decided listeners would appreciate the sheer craziness of his family trying—and failing—to get to the point.
Here is what you will discover in this uniquely entertaining episode:
- The Power of “Mom’s Mantel”: Learn how Marian Consecration acts as a spiritual tool to help Catholics stop carrying heavy life problems alone by treating Mary as an actual, protective mother with maternal obligations.
- The 4-Year Novena: Find out why a standard 9-day prayer process has been repeated daily by this family for four years straight because of “how fragile humans are”.
- Mysteries of the Church: Discover how the 9-day novena is structurally hidden in the Book of Acts, and the 2,000-year-old history of why Catholics consecrate to Mary’s Immaculate Heart rather than to Jesus directly.
And listen out for these fun, chaotic highlights:
- A “Concentration” Mix-up: The Voice Assistant (VA) gets playfully scolded after confusing “consecration” with a “concentration camp” and trying to throw the term around.
- Spiritual “Eating” & iPads: The kids try to guess if consecration means playing on an iPad all day or eating a special meal to instantly become a Marian consecrated person.
- General MacDonald?: Jomar tries to transition back to the topic by mixing up General Douglas MacArthur’s historic return with Old MacDonald (“MacArthur had a farm, E-I-E-I-O”).
- Sleepy Definitions: Hear 5-year-old Miggy define “obligation” from a distance and explain “grace” while feeling incredibly sleepy and complaining his nose feels like it went “under a swimming pool”.
If you love how utterly unhelpful this episode is, Jomar has one request: make sure to share this with every single person you don’t like!
-Jomar + the Kids
READY TO LISTEN?
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3s4JK90ZIIjpnit3YUEquM?si=tw9rX5xjTqahMi1ikNIs8A
It’s your turn to INCREASE!
Jomar Hilario
P.S. The Catholic Church only celebrates 3 Birthdays Officially. Can you guess all three?
P.S. We took a total of 20 minutes to record and publish this podcast. No preparation except the daily prep we do everyday. This was my first with the 2 kids. If you want to BE IN A PODCAST — let me know – I can definitely offer you this PAID SERVICE this way:
1. Zero prep podcast : FREE – we just hit record and publish! We talk about anything you want.
2. Prep you for podcast : P 30,000 – 3 episodes – live on Spotify – once a week! Great for influencer positioning.
Just REPLY “1” for free, “2” for prep. via [email protected]
It’s your turn to INCREASE!
Jomar Hilario